Internal dialogue

[boglin]

id: CHRIST! I'M HEOMORAGING! OH JESUS GOD! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO FAINT! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!!!!!

Ego: Hang on a moment id. I don't think we *are* heomoraging you know. Do you remember we ate all that beetroot for lunch? Perhaps the beetroot is a more plausable reason than impending death?

Super ego: For heaven's sake, can't we just flush it please and go and have a nice cup of tea?

Comments

[tawdryfilth.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, I remember nearly having a heart attack on seeing the contents of a toilet after one of my residents using it... then someone else pointing out that she'd been at the beetroot :oD