Internal dialogue

[boglin]

id: CHRIST! I'M HEOMORAGING! OH JESUS GOD! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO FAINT! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!!!!!

Ego: Hang on a moment id. I don't think we *are* heomoraging you know. Do you remember we ate all that beetroot for lunch? Perhaps the beetroot is a more plausable reason than impending death?

Super ego: For heaven's sake, can't we just flush it please and go and have a nice cup of tea?

Comments

[huggirl.livejournal.com]

Beetroot yum great for using as an ink!

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Is it very wrong of me to have laughed out loud?

[tawdryfilth.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, I remember nearly having a heart attack on seeing the contents of a toilet after one of my residents using it... then someone else pointing out that she'd been at the beetroot :oD

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

I've had exactly that internal conversation before, except replace tea with beer

[scarybex.livejournal.com]

I beleive it's genetic, whether than happens to you or not. Some people can eat loads but pass no colouring (me)

[flooks.livejournal.com]

Pungent wee after eating lots of asparagus (I think) is also something some people get and others not.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Asperge's syndrome

[scarybex.livejournal.com]

I would never post messages when I'm tired, they make less sense than usual...

[scarybex.livejournal.com]

should...doh! Bedtime!

[kathbad]

Oh yes, I have had the self same conversation with myself (except that I do not drink tea)

[rainbowskye.livejournal.com]

Yep, been there :)

Possibly worse is the day after one of your small children has been to a friend's party where the cake was heavily coloured with dark food colouring...*really* odd colours!

[dragonzgrace.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh so much I think a little bit of (ordinary coloured) wee came out.
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