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[boglin]

Possibly one of my *worser* most annoying habits is replacing the lyrics of well-known songs with whatever waffly nonsense is going through my head at the time. After sitting down and marking for an hour, humming 'Hey - if you happen to see the most beautiful cats in the world/Don't you see, you're in my garden', I've wandered into the kitchen with a storming rendition of the chorus of Feel like drinking gin. [boo bum boom boo bum boom] (repeat) Feel like drink-ing gin with yooooooo...

Today in work I returned to the English workroom with a large plastic exam board sack, what we put the coursework in to send off to the moderator.

"Have you got everything you need?" my head of department asks

"Yeah" I reply deadpan, "Just wondering whether to put the coursework in or stick it over my head and suffocate myself instead."

Then I wander out of the room, sack trailing behind me...

Comments

[ex-john-hat807.livejournal.com]

Possibly one of my *worser* most annoying habits is replacing the lyrics of well-known songs with whatever waffly nonsense is going through my head at the time.

I tend to do that with poems.....

[lougarry.livejournal.com]

cows with guns...
:)

[jul1et.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain...... Do your board actually provide you with sacks for coursework, cos we don't

[boglin.livejournal.com]

Heh - it's one of the few things our board manages to get out...I thought all the boards had their own merrily emblazoned sacks.

[jul1et.livejournal.com]

nah - tight fisted as usual

[littleonions.livejournal.com]

You could always just suffocate your head of department.

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

Nah, then Boglin'd have to do their work as well...

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

I like it when people do that - it might ruin a song forever, but it makes me laugh. My mate Si rode roughshod over Joan Jett's "I Love Rock n Roll" with "I love sausage rolls, put another one in the oven baby - I love sausage rolls, put one on and bake for me".

I wish I was that inventive.