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boglin ([personal profile] boglin) wrote2008-09-01 10:08 pm

Internal dialogue

id: CHRIST! I'M HEOMORAGING! OH JESUS GOD! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO FAINT! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!!!!!

Ego: Hang on a moment id. I don't think we *are* heomoraging you know. Do you remember we ate all that beetroot for lunch? Perhaps the beetroot is a more plausable reason than impending death?

Super ego: For heaven's sake, can't we just flush it please and go and have a nice cup of tea?

[identity profile] flooks.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Pungent wee after eating lots of asparagus (I think) is also something some people get and others not.

[identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com 2008-09-02 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Asperge's syndrome