Pome for today...Little Piece of Poo

[boglin]

(Written on return from the toilet ten minutes ago. There is a tune to it.)

Little piece of poo
Floating in the loo
Someone who has come and gone
Has left you bobbing all alone
And didn't push the handle down
To flush you round the U
Little piece of poo
Not a pleasant view
Sitting in your toilet lake
Small lumpy fibrous flush mistake
Another cubical I'll take
Little piece of poo.

Comments

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

Gah - what is it about not flushing properly. Or indeed, at all. Motorway service stations seem particularly bad for it.