Kitten catechism

[boglin]

1. Kittens belong on top of the duvet, not under it.
2. Toes are not toys.
3. The big round bowl-seat on the bathroom floor is not a good place to expore - particularly if someone has just been sitting on it.
4. Just because you enjoy playing with your tail does not mean other cats will enjoy you playing with theirs.
5. Shit into the tray - not around the tray - but in the tray.
6. The only door in the kitchen leading anywhere you should go is the catflap.
7. The food in your bowl is actually the food you should eat.
8. Furniture does not feel pain; humans do
9. Eating your way out of the basket isn't necessary - you will be let out again at the end of the journey.
10.The job of humans is to love you whatever you do - this is the only one you really need to remember.

Comments

[mr-flay.livejournal.com]

Squee!

Though I think that kittens may be permitted under the duvet on cold mornings.

[boglin.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea what kittens *do* under the duvet???

[mr-flay.livejournal.com]

Ah. Erm. Yes. Housetrained kittens.

[ramtops.livejournal.com]

when we got the Midwich kittens, Liessa missed her siblings so much that she spent the first three or four nights under the duvet with us. And small kittens sleep then play then sleep then play then sleep then play.

we were clawed to shreds ...

she still comes in occasionally for a curl up with a Blob, but the majority of the cats sleep *on* the bed. We have six most nights.

[tals.livejournal.com]

Welcome to kittens! Ain't they just charming? *g*