Yes I know it's very silly...

( but it amused me at half past seven in the morning... )

Question for folks in Birmingham area

The lead on a welder to try and patch together my car hasn't turned anything up, so can anyone recommend a car bodywork/weldin place in Brum - preferably a cheap one that will bodge things together, seeing as I'm really not bothered about the way the car looks after it's been welded back together and can't afford new bits.

No wonder they didn't invite me for an interview...

Currently looking at application forms, and the sort of crap you need to write to fill up the big spaces. In the process, I've been looking at a couple I've got saved on the PC from a couple of years back. Personally, I can't understand why I wasn't given an interview, with such high quality hard-sell as:

I am experienced in developing ILT resources, including the English department’s Intranet site. In addition to my experience in college, I have my own personal website, which I update frequently, and have ventured into the realm of commercial web design, building a site for a friend’s business, and receiving the handsome payment of a bottle of Plymouth Dry gin.

and further on, addressing skills I feel I would need to develop...

Budget management is another area of which I do not have a great deal of experience. I do however have the vital role of running Beverage World, the English and Media departments’ coffee club. I have successfully co-ordinated this for three years now, and have without fail ensured a quality and economical provision of hot beverages. In teaching, keeping ones colleagues in caffeine is a major responsibility

*shrug* All I can think is that the letter inviting me for interview got lost in the post...