Apr. 19th, 2005

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1. Kittens belong on top of the duvet, not under it.
2. Toes are not toys.
3. The big round bowl-seat on the bathroom floor is not a good place to expore - particularly if someone has just been sitting on it.
4. Just because you enjoy playing with your tail does not mean other cats will enjoy you playing with theirs.
5. Shit into the tray - not around the tray - but in the tray.
6. The only door in the kitchen leading anywhere you should go is the catflap.
7. The food in your bowl is actually the food you should eat.
8. Furniture does not feel pain; humans do
9. Eating your way out of the basket isn't necessary - you will be let out again at the end of the journey.
10.The job of humans is to love you whatever you do - this is the only one you really need to remember.
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Well, that's a surprise.

After all -

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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