All biiiiiiiy miiiiiiiiiiiiiyseheyelf...

...down't wanna beeeeeeeee...

All biiiiiiiy miiiiiiiiiiiiiyseheyelf...

Heigh ho. Friday night, not yet 11, and I'm home with the cat for company and considering going to bed. I'm sure there was a time when there was good TV of a Friday...

Ah yes, gentle reader - I knew I had something to relate to you about today. I have been given the *monumentally* important and exciting task (no, I'm really not being sarcastic here) of equipping every member of our department with their own stationery box. So I started my day with a coffee and a couple of educational supplies catalogues.

If you ever find yourself in a similar position, dear friends, then beware! Or you too may, at half past eight in the morning, unexpectedy stumble over the condom practise sex education set, including an erect phallus of detail which is *beyond* the necessary and a bottle of UV light reactive simulation semen.

I kid ye not...