"Men die, cattle die, and even the deeds of heroes wither into insignificance when cruelly paraphrased."
"Some blokes go off and then a monster comes and then one of the blokes kills the monster and then his mother comes so the bloke goes and pulls her arm off" - Beowulf
"A speccy kid with no mates finds out he is a wizard and rides around on a broom in some 1950s style bording school. Badness happens but they win the house cup in the end" - Every HP novel
"A farmers son goes off with an old bloke in a dress and ends up being abused by a dwarf in a swamp" - Star Wars
These are fun - See if you can guess these ones:
"A bloke named Harold goes out one day and has a fry up. Stuff happens and then he comes home and shags his wife"
"Some blonde kid goes to live with a miser and then a horse falls into a hole"
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Date: 2005-07-26 02:45 pm (UTC)"Some blokes go off and then a monster comes and then one of the blokes kills the monster and then his mother comes so the bloke goes and pulls her arm off" - Beowulf
"A speccy kid with no mates finds out he is a wizard and rides around on a broom in some 1950s style bording school. Badness happens but they win the house cup in the end" - Every HP novel
"A farmers son goes off with an old bloke in a dress and ends up being abused by a dwarf in a swamp" - Star Wars
These are fun - See if you can guess these ones:
"A bloke named Harold goes out one day and has a fry up. Stuff happens and then he comes home and shags his wife"
"Some blonde kid goes to live with a miser and then a horse falls into a hole"
"Word! Yo Yo Yo! The end"