I'm nothing to do with NWO, but...

CHECK YOUR CHUFFIN BANK STATEMENTS YOU INCOMPETANT FLANGE-GERBILS! IF THERE IS A CURIOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR WHICH YOU CANNOT ACCOUNT, WHICH MATCHES THE AMOUNT YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR PECULIAR WEEKEND OF MEDIEVAL WIERDNESS THEN CHANCES ARE YOU HAVE PAID!

OR HOW ABOUT CHECKING YOUR PAYPAL RECORDS OR CHEQUE STUBBS? IF THERE'S ONE THERE YOU FIND THAT SAYS NWO ON IT, THEN IT'S A FAIR POSSIBILITY YOUR LARP LOLLY HAS BEEN RECIEVED!

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! DO YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO CHECK YOU WIPED YOUR ARSE THIS MORNING?

FECKIN' JESUS! NO WONDER THEY ONLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE RUBBER SWORDS!

that is all