RIP Corley Rat

March 2003 - July 2005

Corley had had a stroke last week, and wasn't getting any better.

We spent last night eating cake.

Took the bugger two injections and 30 minutes to go. The last thing he did was piss over me.

There will be a big fat greedy ratty star in heaven tonight...

Max Bygraves!

Anyone else interested in going to this? It's only 8 quid. Some of it sounds a bit naff, but ot could actually be fun...

Victory Fireworks Fantasia

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