Not exactly raised from the dead...

...but lupercal suggested that it was possibly best not to delete everything I've written here over the past two years, so following his esteemed judgement, I'll leave it all undeleted - but probably won't be writing anything more. I don't think I'll be starting anything new anywhere for now, but may well keep an eye on what some people have written - I can see some people have already removed me from friends lists, so if anyone else does then feel free - I don't think I'll be commenting on entries from now on, so you may prefer to tidy up your lists.

I shall, gentle reader, leave you with just this thought. The worst possible way of making coffee is realising on the way into work on Monday morning that you are in fact out of coffee, and having to go through all the empty jars in the cupboard, pouring hot water into those which have some solidified dregs in the bottom.

Never look at the 'best-before' date.