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Mar. 9th, 2004
Chiz and curses...
Mar. 9th, 2004 04:22 pmWell, I was going to suggest to Eddy watching Dangerous Liaisons tonight so he could see just how much better it is than Cruel Intentions.
Unfortunately, the TV appears to be buggered. An ex TV and all that.
Two days before Black Books too.
This is not good. Not good at all.
Unfortunately, the TV appears to be buggered. An ex TV and all that.
Two days before Black Books too.
This is not good. Not good at all.
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Mar. 9th, 2004 04:25 pmI have, however, just had the most fantastic idea. I am going to invent a cocktail called Chiz and curses...
Last week, I suggested to Eddy that we watch Amadeus. He fell asleep half way through.
Perhaps he was tired. Perhaps he'd had a very hard day. I'm not quite sure whether he should be forgiven, but I guess you've got to give the boy the benefit of the doubt.
Tonight, I suggested to Eddy that we watch Dangerous Liaisons. He fell asleep half way through.
This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is not a one-off lapse of self-control. This is a calculated and *repeated* demonstration of having *no* taste when it comes to films. The defendant was found *under a blanket* and even *snored* during the seduction of Mme de Torvel. You must decide, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, whether you want to live in the sort of society were men such as this are allowed to go free, to roam the cinemas of this country - unchecked - unpunished - and possibly to fall asleep again.
I rest my case.
Perhaps he was tired. Perhaps he'd had a very hard day. I'm not quite sure whether he should be forgiven, but I guess you've got to give the boy the benefit of the doubt.
Tonight, I suggested to Eddy that we watch Dangerous Liaisons. He fell asleep half way through.
This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is not a one-off lapse of self-control. This is a calculated and *repeated* demonstration of having *no* taste when it comes to films. The defendant was found *under a blanket* and even *snored* during the seduction of Mme de Torvel. You must decide, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, whether you want to live in the sort of society were men such as this are allowed to go free, to roam the cinemas of this country - unchecked - unpunished - and possibly to fall asleep again.
I rest my case.