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id: CHRIST! I'M HEOMORAGING! OH JESUS GOD! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO FAINT! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!!!!!

Ego: Hang on a moment id. I don't think we *are* heomoraging you know. Do you remember we ate all that beetroot for lunch? Perhaps the beetroot is a more plausable reason than impending death?

Super ego: For heaven's sake, can't we just flush it please and go and have a nice cup of tea?

Date: 2008-09-01 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huggirl.livejournal.com

Beetroot yum great for using as an ink!

Date: 2008-09-01 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pax-draconis.livejournal.com
Is it very wrong of me to have laughed out loud?

Date: 2008-09-01 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tawdryfilth.livejournal.com
Hahahah, I remember nearly having a heart attack on seeing the contents of a toilet after one of my residents using it... then someone else pointing out that she'd been at the beetroot :oD

Date: 2008-09-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com
I've had exactly that internal conversation before, except replace tea with beer

Date: 2008-09-01 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybex.livejournal.com
I beleive it's genetic, whether than happens to you or not. Some people can eat loads but pass no colouring (me)

Date: 2008-09-01 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flooks.livejournal.com
Pungent wee after eating lots of asparagus (I think) is also something some people get and others not.

Date: 2008-09-02 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
Asperge's syndrome

Date: 2008-09-01 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybex.livejournal.com
I would never post messages when I'm tired, they make less sense than usual...

Date: 2008-09-01 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybex.livejournal.com
should...doh! Bedtime!

Date: 2008-09-01 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kathbad.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I have had the self same conversation with myself (except that I do not drink tea)

Date: 2008-09-01 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowskye.livejournal.com
Yep, been there :)

Possibly worse is the day after one of your small children has been to a friend's party where the cake was heavily coloured with dark food colouring...*really* odd colours!

Date: 2008-09-02 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonzgrace.livejournal.com
That made me laugh so much I think a little bit of (ordinary coloured) wee came out.
J

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